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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Hoo..what the heck has my life turn to for the past 2 weeks...non stop work and study!! u know ure stress when u look at ur notes and u feel sick...and even shitting makes u feel better!argh...but exams are barely a week or so away...so i have no time to put things down and relax...ive been tryin to go for runs but its hard to muster enough energy to overcome the inertia..haha..plus im missing soccer...

Well, my motivation for now is the dec hols which isnt tt far away seriously speaking...tts the irony huh, hols after exams...which one should come faster!??haha...anw,ive alr got 2 trips planned for...1 more comin up i think..haha...but all in msia...hehe...coz no time to go far....ok, time to get back to my PYPs(past yr papers)ahah....cya ppl ard ok!!

oh heres something my friend sent me and i thought i'd share with u,juz to bring a smile to myself and u too...haha:)

5 min Management Course

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she! says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel,
'After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?''It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?

'Moral of the story:If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they
find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.
''Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.
'Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office
after lunch.'

Moral of the story:Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small squirrel saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: ' Sure , why not.'
So, the squirrel sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the squirrel and ate it.

Moral of the story:To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.' !
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the! tree.

Moral of the story:Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6:

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on
him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to
keep your mouth shut!

well..theres suppose to be lesson2..but i thot i'd remove it as it contains some religious contents...allthough juz mildly related..in case ppl get offended.haha...share with u all another time..

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Name:Eugene Lee
Age:25
Sex:Male
Hobbies:Soccer/Basketball/Singing/Travelling

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