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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Hoo..what the heck has my life turn to for the past 2 weeks...non stop work and study!! u know ure stress when u look at ur notes and u feel sick...and even shitting makes u feel better!argh...but exams are barely a week or so away...so i have no time to put things down and relax...ive been tryin to go for runs but its hard to muster enough energy to overcome the inertia..haha..plus im missing soccer...

Well, my motivation for now is the dec hols which isnt tt far away seriously speaking...tts the irony huh, hols after exams...which one should come faster!??haha...anw,ive alr got 2 trips planned for...1 more comin up i think..haha...but all in msia...hehe...coz no time to go far....ok, time to get back to my PYPs(past yr papers)ahah....cya ppl ard ok!!

oh heres something my friend sent me and i thought i'd share with u,juz to bring a smile to myself and u too...haha:)

5 min Management Course

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she! says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel,
'After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?''It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?

'Moral of the story:If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they
find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.
''Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.
'Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office
after lunch.'

Moral of the story:Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small squirrel saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: ' Sure , why not.'
So, the squirrel sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the squirrel and ate it.

Moral of the story:To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 'They're packed with nutrients.' !
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the! tree.

Moral of the story:Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson 6:

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on
him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to
keep your mouth shut!

well..theres suppose to be lesson2..but i thot i'd remove it as it contains some religious contents...allthough juz mildly related..in case ppl get offended.haha...share with u all another time..

8:29 PM

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Here are some pics from the latest IMpre outing to celebrate another birthday..it seems every month there is a bdae to celebrate..ha..but at least its fun....tho we decided to go clubbin initially...CB's rash outbreak made us changed the destination eventually..but we had much fun as well...crapping and playing games...oh, and irritating the waiter as well..hahaa...

Oh and i learnt that not all VIRGIns are good!!haha...CB ordered Virgin mary as he cant tk alcoholic drinks...and it turned out to be worst drink ever..haha...it was like a mixture f tobasco sauce and chilli sauce...utterly gross!!haha..so wat better punishment to have den to drink the Virgin mAry!!haha..

Well the war has began between me and the papers...as i still have countless projects to hand up and quizzes are still pouring in...im really having a hard time surviving!!haha...lets hope my efforts will be repaid accordingly!!!

It seems stars and babies arent enough to bring in readership haha....probably due to all of us being super busy and also that i hardly update..although compared to some of the rest..im still not bad ok!!?....but im thinkin if i shld give Blogging a miss..since its pretty pointless..haiz..but its quite memorable...hmmm.....

Tk care ppl!!:)

3:41 PM

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Yea, i got no choice but bring in superstars and kids to bring in more readership since most have forgotten abt my blog since i became lazy to update!!haha...and thats Wang Lee hOM, my fav singer of all times...He was down at bishan J8, the same place ALtitude had our Semis last yr...haha..yea, my sis was teling me in a way i was on the same stage as him..haha!! Wanted to hear him sing live, but they require me to buy the newer limited edition version of the CD, didnt mind buying but there were already loads of people by then and i believe i wasnt gona be able to hear clearly if im all the way back...further more, Jean was with me. Din wana make her buy the CD too...ha,though i wld haf gladly buy for her if there werent so many ppl...
oh well, i think i'll prob go to the concert to hear for myself..haha..hopefully...

Sunday was my uncle's birthday, veh close to mine...and so the entire family gathered at his place for a crazy night of potluck and chatting...and baby watching since he provided us with the latest addition of a twins to the family not long ago. aND gosh, did i eat alot..haa...guess i havent really been watchin my diet recently..haha, too much festivals la...mooncake, my bdae, my uncle bdae...outings here n there..haha...

ok, i shall exercise more!!

8:13 PM

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